Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
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That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
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A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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