I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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