so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
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Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
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I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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