ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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