Ambien. No doubt about it.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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