talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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