So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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