ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
