i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I touched a dick in church today
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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