: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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