hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
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Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
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Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.