try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
