I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
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If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
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It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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