You smell like a Billy Joel song
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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