He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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