Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
