i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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