David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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