awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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