Non-Jews are for practice
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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