i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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