i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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