Jerry, you need to find god
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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