My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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