What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
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I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
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blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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