Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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