i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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