walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
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They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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