dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
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This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
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THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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