I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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