Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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