Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
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go home
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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