Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
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Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
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Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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