Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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