I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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