i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
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Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
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My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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