dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
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She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
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I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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