I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
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I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
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Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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