Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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