oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
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Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.