ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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