if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Well I just put wine in my tea
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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