NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
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I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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