Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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