Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
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Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
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he's gonorrhea incarnate
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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