How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
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No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
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All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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