She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
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Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
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He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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