You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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