This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
the liver wants what the liver wants
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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