If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Randomize
