I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
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