But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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