she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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