do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
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wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
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Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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