I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
He passed out mid-signature
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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