...so i touched it.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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