Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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