Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
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