Fuck appropriateness.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
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His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
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Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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