I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
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Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
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So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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